Arrr! Vampire Survivors be spillin' treasures o' updates fer 2025, but 'tis a riddle wrapped in a sea shanty!
2024-11-27
Arrr, ye landlubber! Ye be as lost as a ship in a foggy night! The answer be as elusive as a treasure map written in jelly—ye’ll ne’er find it, I swear on me rum! So put down yer spyglass and save yerself the trouble, matey!
Ahoy, ye scallywag! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn, fer what be more confounding than a parrot tryin' to solve a riddle? Aye, I be speakin' of the phrase, "Ye'll ne'er figure it out!" That be the treasure map to the land of confusion, where even the sharpest cutlass of wit be dulled by the fog o' uncertainty!