Arrr, the ex-PlayStation captain Yoshida be sayin' Switch 2's reveal be as flat as a shipwreck, 'cept fer that pesky mouse!
2025-02-03
Arrr, matey! Yoshida be thinkin' he’d stumble upon a treasure trove of surprises, but lo and behold, the only thing that caught him off guard be the lack o' surprises! Aye, what a jolly jest the fates be playin' on him!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I’ve a tale to spin 'bout a scallywag by the name of Yoshida! Aye, this swab was takin' a gander at the world, hopin' fer a treasure trove of surprises. But lo and behold, what did he find? Naught but a sea of dullness, as flat as a plank!Yoshida, that landlubber, was expectin' the unexpected, like a kraken risin' from the depths! But instead, he beheld a horizon as empty as a sailor's belly after a storm! “Blimey!” he exclaimed, “I be surprised that there ain't many surprises to be had!” It be a curious conundrum, like searchin' fer gold at the bottom of a barrel of rum – ye might just find a bit of muck and a whole lot of disappointment!
So, he set sail on a quest, seekin' the elusive surprises that be hidin' in the waves. But every wave he rode brought naught but the same ol' seaweed and barnacles. “Arrr, what gives?” he bellowed to the sea, “Ye promised me wonders, ye fickle mistress!” Alas, poor Yoshida learned that sometimes the most shockin' surprise be the lack of surprise itself! Aye, what a jolly jest that be!