The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

24 years hath passed and a notorious game be finally makin' its English debut. But ye devs be havin' trouble discernin' betwixt a remake and remaster. Arrr!

2024-05-01

Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis a mystery as deep as Davy Jones' locker, tryin' to pin down the meanin' o' this word! Arrr, me brain be more muddled than a grog-soaked sailor on a stormy sea! Aye, the answer be as elusive as a mermaid's kiss!

Arr matey, ye be talkin' about a real head-scratcher here! Who woulda thought that definin' somethin' could be so tricky? It be like tryin' to catch a slippery eel with yer bare hands. Ye think ye got it in yer grasp, but then it slips away quicker than a ship in the night.
I reckon it be like tryin' to navigate a stormy sea without a compass. Ye be sailin' this way and that, but never quite reachin' yer destination. It be like tryin' to find buried treasure without a map - ye be diggin' for hours, but all ye find be a bunch of old bones and seaweed.
But fear not, me hearties! We be a clever bunch, us pirates. We may be sailin' in uncharted waters, but we always find a way to make it to shore. So let's raise a toast to the mysterious nature of definitions, and may we always be up for the challenge of nailing them down, no matter how slippery they may be!

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