Avast ye scallywags! Helldivers 2 be sinkin' faster than a plundered ship! The dev be talkin' bold with Sony now!
2024-05-05
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs be warned! Helldivers 2 be sinkin' faster than a ship with a leaky hull! Recent reviews be callin' it "Overwhelmingly Negative," so steer clear unless ye be wantin' to walk the plank!
Arr mateys, it be a sad day for all us scurvy dogs aboard the good ship Helldivers 2. Recent reviews be showin' an "Overwhelmingly Negative" rating for our beloved game. Shiver me timbers!We be sailin' the high seas of disappointment, with our hopes dashed upon the rocks like a shipwrecked sailor. The winds of fortune have turned foul, and we find ourselves adrift in a sea of discontent.
But fear not, me hearties! We be a resilient crew, and we'll weather this storm like true buccaneers. We'll patch up the holes in our sails and set a course for calmer waters. We'll hoist the Jolly Roger high and show the world that Helldivers 2 be a game worth playin'!
So batten down the hatches and prepare for battle, me mateys. We'll fight tooth and nail to reclaim our honor and prove to all them scallywags who doubt us that we be the fiercest crew on the seven seas. Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum!