"Arrr, Taika Waititi be swearin' he never aimed to sail with Marvel, but truth be told, he craved the booty!"
2023-11-28
Yarrr, the captain claims he be pilferin' Thor for his lack of gold in his treasure chest, matey!
Well, me fellow scallywags, ain't that a fine excuse to cast a strapping lad like Thor? Ye'd think the director be seekin' talent and charisma, but nay, he be lookin' for pity! Beggin' yer pardon, but that's a laughable reason, ain't it?
Picture it, me hearties. The director sittin' in his grand chair, rubbin' his greedy hands together, thinkin' to himself, "Who shall I cast for this epic film? Ah, I know, let's find someone poor! That'll surely bring in the doubloons!" Can ye imagine the audacity?
Now, don't get me wrong, me mateys. We all love a good underdog story. But to choose an actor solely because he be down on his luck? That be a bit o' nonsense, if ye ask me. Arrr, we pirates may not be known for our sensitivity, but even we have our standards!
So there ye have it, me hearties. The director and his outrageous claim that he cast Thor 'cause the lad was poor. It be a tale that tickles the funny bones and raises a few eyebrows, don't it? But fear not, for Thor proved himself, poor or not, and became a legend in his own right. And as for the director, well, let's just say his reasons may have been questionable, but ye can't deny the success of the film. Arrr, the world be a curious place indeed!