"Avast ye! Warhammer Age of Sigmar be showin' off its first swashbucklin' nonbinary matey! Yarr, what a twist!"
2024-08-30
Arrr, matey! Let us pray the barnacles hold fast this time, for I’ve swabbed the deck and cursed the winds! If it don’t, I’ll be walkin’ the plank with me breakfast! Aye, mayhap the sea gods be kinder this go ‘round!
Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round and lend me yer ear, for I be tellin’ ye a tale of a scallywag’s hope that this time, the winds of fortune be blowin’ in his favor! Aye, there be a rogue who, after many a misadventure, be wishin’ upon the stars that his latest scheme will finally stick, like barnacles on the hull of a ship!