The Booty Report

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Arrr! As Baldur's Gate 3 sails into its first year, we've plundered 3,550 hours of grand adventure, matey!

2024-08-03

Arrr, here’s to 365 sunrises on the high seas of Faerûn, me hearties! Aye, may our rum bottles be ever full and our tales stretch longer than a kraken’s tentacle! Here’s to the many more misadventures awaitin' us, savvy? Cheers, ye scallywags!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be raisin' a tankard to the grand voyage o' 365 days in the wild and wondrous realm o' Faerûn! Aye, 'tis a place where dragons soar and sorcerers strut about like they own the seven seas, but we know better, don’t we? There be treasure aplenty, and we be huntin’ it down like a pack o’ hungry sea hounds!

From the depths o’ the Underdark to the peaks o’ the Spine o’ the World, we’ve braved storms that’d make even the fiercest kraken quiver! With me trusty crew, we’ve fought vile beasties, wooed fair maidens, and shared more tales than a drunken bard at a tavern. Aye, ‘tis a merry life, filled with enchantments and mischief! Who could forget that time we mistook a friendly giant for a behemoth and nearly got our timbers shivered?

But nay, we shan’t rest on our laurels! With the wind in our sails, many more adventures be awaitin' us in this enchanted land. So here’s to the storms ahead, the foes we’ll vanquish, and the loot we’ll plunder! Raise yer mugs high, me maties, for Faerûn be a treasure chest o’ grandeur and chaos! Cheers to the many whimsies yet to come, and may our sails be ever filled with laughter and good fortune!

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