The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, ye might toil fer 2,000 hours fer this secret treasure, but at least ol’ Professor Oak be givin' ye a pat!

2024-09-02

Arrr, matey! 'Tis a treasure of a reward, but not the shiny doubloon ye be wishin' fer. More like a moldy biscuit than a chest o' gold, savvy? Keep yer hopes high, but don’t expect to be dancin’ with mermaids just yet! Ha-ha!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, for I’ve a tale to spin ‘bout a treasure most curious! Set yer sights on a grand reward, think ye of gold doubloons glintin' in the sun and fine rum flowin' like the tides. But lo and behold! What ye find be a wholesome prize, aye, but not the one ye be hopin’ fer!

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