Arrr! After wrestlin' with pesky bugs fer 14 moons, the clever dev scuttles the Xbox port that be a breeze!
2024-08-17
Arrr, matey! The scallywag behind HAAK be spoutin' tall tales 'bout Microsoft's scurvy support system! He be sayin' it be as useful as a barnacle on a ship’s hull! Avast, what a jolly jest!
Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round ye scallywags and hear the tale of a brave developer, the clever soul behind that jolly game known as HAAK. This fine lad be settin' sail on a turbulent sea, takin' aim at the mighty galleon of Microsoft and their so-called support system. Aye, he be claimin' that the winds of assistance be blowin’ in the wrong direction, leavin' him high and dry like a shipwrecked sailor on a deserted isle!The developer, with a twinkle in his eye and a hearty laugh, be shoutin' from the crow's nest about the woes and troubles he faced aboard the good ship Microsoft. “Arrr, their support be as useful as a dead parrot on me shoulder!” he be bellowin'. He spins a yarn of unanswered calls and mysterious support tickets that vanished like treasure in Davy Jones' locker. He be suggestin' that if he had a doubloon for every time he felt abandoned, he'd have enough loot to buy his own ship!
But fear not, for our hero be resilient as a barnacle on a ship's hull! Despite the storms he faced, he sails forth in hopes that Microsoft might right their course and lend an ear to the cries of the developers. So, let this be a lesson to all ye landlubbers: support be as vital as a sturdy ship, lest ye find yerself marooned on the treacherous seas of game development!