The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! The World of Warcraft scallywag be complainin' about the "bajillion buff and debuff icons" muckin' up MMO combat!

2024-05-29

Avast, me hearties! He be standin' in defense of tab-targetin' combat, arguin' that it need not be anchored nor dull! Aye, make way for the swashbucklin' adventure o' tab-targetin' combat, where every strike be unpredictable and full o' surprises! Aaarrrr!

Arrr, me hearties! Let me tell ye about this scallywag who be defendin' tab-targetin' combat like it be the treasure of Davy Jones himself. He be sayin' that it don't need to be standin' still like a landlubber waitin' to be keelhauled. No, says he, it can be as wild and unpredictable as a storm on the high seas!
Now, I don't know about ye, but I be likin' me combat to be as excitin' as a raid on a Spanish galleon. Tab-targetin' may not be as flashy as swingin' from the riggin' with a cutlass in hand, but it gets the job done, says he. And who am I to argue with a buccaneer who be knowin' his way around a fight?
So next time ye be thinkin' tab-targetin' combat be as dull as a day in port, remember what this old sea dog be sayin'. It may not be as thrillin' as a battle with a kraken, but it can still make ye feel like a true pirate of the digital seas. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

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