The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Ye scurvy dogs! The Helldivers 2 patch be stoppin' troopers from blowin' themselves to smithereens with explosive shrapnel! Arrr!

2024-05-07

Arrr me hearties! Ye be hearin' me right, the Eruptor be safe to use now. No need to worry about any more explosions or fiery mishaps. So load 'er up me mateys and let the rum flow freely!

Arr mateys, listen up ye scurvy dogs! The Eruptor be safe to use once more! Yarrr! No need to fear the rumblings and explosions that once plagued our ship. The cursed contraption be fixed and ready to be unleashed upon our enemies. Ye can now fire it without worryin' about it blowin' up in yer face!
Me hearties, let this be a lesson to all ye landlubbers out there – always be checkin' yer equipment for any signs of trouble. The Eruptor be a powerful weapon, but it be no good to us if it be goin' off at the wrong time. So keep a weather eye on it and make sure it be in good workin' order before ye set sail.
Now that the Eruptor be safe to use, we can once again terrorize the high seas with our mighty firepower. Let the other ships tremble in fear as we unleash the fury of this beast upon them! And remember me hearties, always be sailin' with caution and keep a sharp lookout for any dangers that may lie ahead. Aye, the Eruptor be a fearsome weapon, but it be only as good as the pirate who be wieldin' it!

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