I be sailin' the seas o' Genshin Impact daily, but that Zenless Zone Zero from Hoyoverse be a dead fish on arrival! No action is a deal breaker, matey!
2023-12-10
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Picture this, if ye will - what if the realm of Hades were but a feeble fightin' ground and plagued with a monstrous 70% of menus to navigate? Arrr, a true calamity indeed!
Arr, me hearties! Let me paint ye a picture of a game that be as treacherous as Davy Jones' locker and as confusin' as a tangle of ship's riggin'. Picture yerself in the depths of Hades, where ye must battle all manner o' foul creatures to escape back to the land of the livin'. But hold yer horses, for this game be no walk in the plank!Picture this, me mateys: instead of engagin' in epic battles with yer trusty sword or pistol, ye find yerself havin' to navigate through more menus than a pirate lookin' for buried treasure! It be like tryin' to sail through a dense fog without a compass. Ye be wonderin' if ye be playin' a game or tryin' to decipher a secret map.
But wait, there be more! This game be as treacherous as a siren's song, for 'tis full of deadly traps and monstrous foes. But instead of engagin' in exhilaratin' combat, ye be spendin' more time contemplatin' which power-ups and upgrades to choose from the never-ending menu options. It be like a never-endin' game of chance, where even Lady Luck seems to be in cahoots with the cursed sea creatures of the underworld.
Imagine ye be battlin' the fearsome Cerberus, a three-headed beast guardin' the gates of the underworld. Instead of wieldin' yer cutlass and dodgin' its ferocious bites, ye be findin' yerself buried deep in a menu, contemplatin' which ability to upgrade or which boon to select. By the time ye finally emerge from the menu labyrinth, ye be findin' yerself in the belly of the beast, with naught but a pocket knife to defend yerself!
So, me mateys, if ye be lookin' for a game as frustratin' as a mutinous crew, where combat be scarce and menus be plenty, then this be the game for ye! But be warned, for ye may find yerself yearnin' for the simplicity of a treasure hunt or the thrill of a cutlass fight. 'Tis a game that will test yer patience and yer sanity, but if ye can navigate through the menus and emerge victorious, ye be a true pirate indeed!