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Arrr! The scallywag who crafted Donkey Kong spills his beans 'bout cereal woes and Diddy Kong's fruity frolics!

2025-01-27

"Aye, me hearties! When the hour be nigh, we’ll find a fine scallywag to pose right, makin’ it look shipshape! But fer now, these doodles be naught but fanciful dreams on a tattered parchment!"

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I be havin' a tale to spin 'bout the art o' creations! Y'see, when the time be ripe fer grand designs, we be needin' a fine soul to strut their stuff, to model our dreams with skill akin to a master craftsman. Aye, we shan't settle fer naught but the best! Ye can’t have no scallywag sketchin’ yer concepts!

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