Avast, me hearties! By Blackbeard's beard, Baldur's Gate 3 be exposin' me fear o' main tales!
2023-12-18
Arr, me hearties! I be swearin' on me wooden leg that this year I'll be ceasin' to dodge them final tale quests. Aye, no more sailin' away from me duty! Me resolution be settin' sail towards the treacherous waters of adventure, come what may!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to this tale of a landlubber's New Year resolution. 'Tis a tale as old as the seas themselves, a story of procrastination and cowardice. The scurvy dog, aye, that be me, hath a habit o' avoidin' the final story missions in me games.Now, ye might be wonderin', why would a pirate like meself be avoidin' the grand finale? Well, let me tell ye, me mateys. It be a frightful affair, full o' danger and treachery. Them final missions be like a tempest on the horizon, a storm that be testin' the mettle of even the bravest buccaneers.
I be searchin' for every excuse in the book, from swabbin' the deck to countin' me pieces o' eight, just to steer clear of them final tasks. 'Tis a terrible habit, I'll admit, but one that be hard to break. Me crew be mockin' me, callin' me a landlubber who fears the ultimate challenge.
But mark me words, me hearties! This year, I be settin' sail on a different course. No more hidin' in me cabin, no more pretendin' to be busy with the riggin'. I be facin' me fears head-on and takin' on them final story missions, like a true pirate should.
Ye see, victory be waitin' for me at the end o' them missions, and I be a fool to deny meself the thrill and glory. I be missin' out on the tales worth tellin', the loot worth plunderin', and the fame worth earnin'.
So, me fellow pirates, raise yer tankards and toast to me New Year's resolution! 'Tis time for me to embrace the challenges like a true buccaneer. No more avoidin', no more delayin'. The final missions be callin' me name, and I be answerin' with a hearty "Aye, aye, captain!"
Avast, ye scallywags! This be the year I conquer me fears and become the legend I was meant to be. So, join me on this grand adventure, me hearties, and let's set sail towards victory!