Ahoy! Marvel scallywags be sure Scarlet Witch'll sail back, but will she hoist the Jolly Roger with the Avengers? Arrr!
2025-01-20
Arrr, matey! What be Wanda's grand reappearance like, ye ask? Picture a sea hag burstin' forth from the brine, flappin' her arms like a crazed gull, shoutin' tales of treasure and mischief, whilst the rum flows like a river! A right jolly spectacle, it be! Avast, me hearties!
Avast, me hearties! Picture this: Wanda, the fearsome sorceress of the seven seas, returnin' to our fair shores like a tempest brewin'! She’d be stridin' upon the deck of her enchanted ship, the “Lusty Mermaid,” with her hair billowin’ like a pennant in a gale! Her crew of undead miscreants would be singin' sea shanties, albeit a tad outta tune, as they hoist the cursed flag of her dominion.But what sorcery be this? The winds would whisper tales of her grand return, causin' the gulls to squawk in protest! “Wanda’s back!” they’d cry, havin' nothin' but a fishy reputation to uphold. Landlubbers would tremble in their boots, spillin' their grog as they scurry for cover, thinkin' she’d be summonin' storms and mischief upon their heads!
And lo! When she parley with the townsfolk, they’d offer her treasure, thinkin’ it would appease her wrath. But nay, Wanda’d wave her wand, turnin’ that gold into barnacles! “Ye thought ye could buy me off? Ha! Me heart is more valuable than yer shiny trinkets!”
As she spins her tales of wonder and woe, one can only imagine the hilarity that ensues! With a wink and a cackle, she’d remind us all that the true treasure be the laughter shared upon the high seas! Arrr!