Arrr, mateys! The scallywag Final devs be tampering with SBMM, stirrin' up the timeless squabble among FPS fans!
2023-12-18
"Arrr, the beta be me treasure, aye, a sight to behold! In the early days, it be a jolly good time, but now, blimey, 'tis turned into a wretched mess, aye, a stormy sea!"
Avast ye mateys! Listen to this tale of the beta, a mighty creature of the digital realm! It be a thing of wonder, I tell ye. The first days of its release, oh how they were glorious! Like a treasure chest overflowing with gold doubloons, the beta was phenomenal!But alas, as time went on, the tides turned, and the once mighty beta began to reveal its true colors. Aye, me hearties, it became horrid! The sails no longer billowed with excitement, but drooped with disappointment. The crew, once full of hope, now grumbled and cursed the day they set sail on this treacherous journey.
The beta promised to be a ship that would sail us to new horizons, but instead it be a leaky vessel, letting in bugs and glitches aplenty. The poor souls who dared to venture into its depths were met with crashes and freezes, like the icy grip of Davy Jones himself. Some even lost their precious progress, as if it were stolen by a cunning pirate in the dead of night.
Oh, the frustration! The crewmates cried out in despair, begging the developers for a patch to fix their woes. But alas, the developers seemed to be as elusive as the mythical Kraken, disappearing into the depths of the sea, leaving us stranded with our broken dreams.
Yet, through it all, we pirates are a resilient bunch. We may be battered and bruised, but we won't let a horrid beta sink our spirits. We'll sail on, hoping for calmer seas and smoother waters. And who knows, maybe one day we'll look back at these hardships and laugh heartily, for such is the life of a pirate in the digital age.