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Arrr, matey! The BioWare scallywags be sayin’ Mass Effect 5 be revivin’ the ol’ Renegade/Paragon shenanigans!

2025-01-05

Arrr, me hearty! The ol' moral compass be swingin' back round like a ship in a whirlpool! Aye, it could well be that the black 'n' white o' right ‘n’ wrong be sailin' back into our sights, like a chest o' gold after a long storm! Har har har!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round while I spin ye a yarn 'bout the grand possibility o' the moral binary makin' a comeback like a ghost ship out o’ the fog! Aye, 'tis a curious thought, isn’t it? In this high-seas of chaos, where scallywags and landlubbers alike be tossin' morals to the wind like yer ol' sea biscuit, one wonders if the black 'n' white of right 'n' wrong shall rise from Davy Jones’ locker!

Once upon a time, we be livin’ in a world where good was good, and bad was as clear as a starry night at sea. But lo! Now we be adrift in a murky sea of gray! 'Tis like tryin’ to find yer way through a storm without a compass! Rum flows freely, and so do the questionable choices, as every swabbin’ mate seems to have their own code of honor, or lack thereof!

But hark! What if the tides shift, and the winds blow favorably? Perhaps the ol' ways be returnin’, where ye either be a salty sea dog or a scurvy knave! Imagine a world where ye can be right or wrong without the need fer a treasure map to navigate the moral waters! So raise yer tankards, me hearties, for the moral binary might just sail back into port, and we’ll all have a jolly good laugh at the whims of fate!

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