Arrr! Thar be good news, me hearties! Baldur's Gate 3 update be settlin' two great quarrels - the shared stash be gone, but, by Davy Jones' locker, we shaved His Majesty's beloved beard!"
2023-10-03
Arr, me hearties! Avast ye! The scurvy cat o' Baldur's Gate 3 be bald as a bleedin' barnacle once again, mark me words!
Avast, me mateys! It all started when the good folks at Larian Studios released a patch for the game. They be fixin' bugs and makin' improvements, as any good crew would. But little did they know, a mischievous feline be lurkin' within their code!
This cat, ye see, be no ordinary cat. It be a rude cat, a sassy cat, and a cat with a penchant for goin' bald. Every time a patch be released, this cat be losin' its fur faster than a ship losin' its wind. It be like watchin' a battle between a hairbrush and a hurricane!
But fear not, me hearties! The crew at Larian Studios be a resourceful bunch. They be takin' action to keep this bald cat in check. They be addin' hats for the cat to wear, so it can strut around the game lookin' fancy even without its furry coat.
And so, me mateys, the rudest cat in Baldur's Gate 3 be bald once more. But fear not, for it be wearin' its hats with pride! Ye may still encounter this sassy feline on yer adventures, but now it be sportin' a stylish headpiece to cover its lack of fur.
So set sail, me hearties, and embark on yer own Baldur's Gate 3 quest. Keep an eye out for the rudest cat, and tip yer hat to it in respect. For even without its fur, it be a mighty and mischievous companion on this grand pirate adventure!