The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arr, the scallywag be feelin' sorrow for his cut scene, but he be holdin' no grudge. Aye!

2024-03-05

Arrr, ye scurvy dog! 'Tis a shame that Tim Blake Nelson be walkin' the plank from Dune: Part Two. Ye won't be seein' him swashbucklin' across the silver screen this time, so ye best be settlin' for some other scallywag to entertain ye! Aargh!

Arrr mateys! Listen up, for I have some grave news to share with ye. It be said that Tim Blake Nelson hath been left out of the final cut of Dune: Part Two. Aye, 'tis a blow to the heart of many a scallywag and landlubber alike.
But fear not, me hearties, for there be hope yet on the horizon. Perhaps the filmmakers be savin' his appearance for the next installment, or mayhaps he be off on some other adventure of his own.
So let us raise a tankard of grog in honor of Tim Blake Nelson, wherever he may be. May his absence in Dune: Part Two be but a minor squall in the grand sea of cinema, and may we soon see his face grace the silver screen once more.
And remember, me buckos, in the words of the wise Captain Jack Sparrow, "Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."

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