Arrr! Those scallywags thought landin' on a speck the size of a blood cell be nigh impossible—blindfolded, no less!
2025-02-19
Arrr, matey! Those scallywag visual speedrunners be outta excuses! With the wind in their sails and no storms in sight, they best be settin’ their sights high, or I'll have 'em walkin' the plank! Yarrr, time to show the world how fast ye can be!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to this jolly tale of visual speedrunners, those scallywags who doth traverse the treacherous seas of gaming in record time. Yarr, they be claimin' to be the swiftest of all, but lo and behold! They now have NO excuse left in their treasure chests! Aye, the winds of fortune have blown a fair breeze their way, for technology hath bestowed upon 'em a mighty boon.With the flick of a wrist and the click of a button, these landlubbers can now summon tools that be as fine as a ship's finest sails. No longer do they need to rely on their wits alone! Nay, they can harness the power of fancy contraptions and magical contrivances that push 'em through the realms of pixels faster than a cannonball from the Black Pearl! Arrr, they be like a fleet of ships skimming across the water!
So, I say, ye swarthy speedrunners, what say ye now? The seas be clear, the treasure be ripe for plunderin', and there be naught left to stop yer merry sailin’! The tides of blame have turned, and if ye still lag behind, ye best be ready to walk the plank! For in this world of rapid adventurin’, ye have NO excuse anymore! Hoist the sails and go forth, lest ye be labeled a lazy sea slug! Yarrr!