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Arrr, it seems Sony be chasin' scallywags instead o' plunderin' Spider-Man, leavin' young Holland hangin' like a barnacle!

2024-12-16

Arrr, matey! Be the good ship Sony’s Spider-Man Universe a wee bit short o’ arachnid shenanigans? Aye, it be high time to toss in a few more Spidey jigs, lest we find ourselves sailing the seas o’ boredom! Yarrr, let’s make it a grand adventure, savvy?

Arrr, it seems Sony be chasin' scallywags instead o' plunderin' Spider-Man, leavin' young Holland hangin' like a barnacle!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as we be ponderin' the curious case of Sony's Spider-Man Universe, a realm where the web-slinger be swingin' in and out like a rogue sailor avoidin' the law! Now, I be wonderin', does this universe need a smidge more of our eight-legged friend? Aye, I say 'tis high time for a hearty dose of Spider-Man to liven the crew's spirits!

Ye see, while the likes of Venom and Morbius be dancin' across the silver screen, they lack that jolly chap, Spider-Man, to steer the ship right. Aye, they be fun, but without ol' Pete Parker, it be like a ship without a captain, just driftin' on the high seas of mediocrity! With his quips and flips, our hero brings the spice that makes the popcorn go pop!

Picture it, if ye will: Venom tryin' to crack a joke without Spidey's wit to back him up! ‘Tis like a parrot tryin’ to sing a shanty solo—just doesn’t have the same ring! So, let us hoist the sails and demand more Spidey, for a universe without him be as empty as Davy Jones' locker! Here’s to hopin' the good folks at Sony be listenin' to the pleas of us scallywags! Yarrr!

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