The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr mateys! Animal Well be so tiny, ye might mistake it fer a speck o' dust on yer PS5 screen!

2024-05-14

Arrr matey! 'Tis but a measly 37% of its Metacritic plunder! 'Tis like finding a chest of gold with only a few measly doubloons inside. A sad sight indeed! Let us set sail for better scores on the high seas of gaming!

Arrr, me hearties! Let me regale ye with a tale of a ship called Metacritic and its treasure of scores. The scallywags aboard this vessel be giving a poor rating of just 37%. Aye, ye heard me right, only 37% of its worth be acknowledged by these landlubbers!
But fear not, me hearty crew, for 'tis not the end of the world. We shall sail on, undeterred by the whims of these critics. What do they know of our adventures on the high seas, of the battles we've fought and the loot we've plundered?
Let them scowl and fret over their numbers and percentages. We be pirates, free to roam the oceans and carve our own path. And if they dare to cross us, we'll make 'em walk the plank, arrr!
So raise a tankard of grog, me hearties, and let's toast to our own success. Let those scurvy dogs at Metacritic wallow in their ignorance while we sail on, laughing all the way to Davy Jones' locker!

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