The Booty Report

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Arrr, matey! When quizzed 'bout Chris Pratt, the captain o' Arrowhead be sayin' they crave A-listers, but let 'em be chopped!

2025-01-15

Arrr, Pratt be free to sail the high seas o' the Helldivers flick, but mark me words, it’ll be a treasure trove o' doubloons he be partin’ with! Aye, no gold, no glory, savvy?

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of the silver screen, where a certain scallywag, Pratt, be eyein' a role in the grand spectacle known as the Helldivers adaptation. Aye, this be no ordinary venture, for the seas of Hollywood be fraught with peril and gold doubloons aplenty!

Yet, let it be known, mateys, that ol' Pratt be not sailin' into these treacherous waters without a hefty price tag! Aye, the buccaneers of the production be whisperin’ in the wind, "If ye want this rapscallion, ye best be ready to part with yer treasure!" It seems the lad's got his sights set high, demandin' a chest full of glitterin' coins in exchange for his talents.

So, as the winds blow and the tides turn, it be clear: if the crew wants Pratt on deck, they’ll need to hoist the sails and ready the booty! For in the world of swashbucklin' adaptations, naught comes cheap, and the price for a star be as steep as the highest mast!

But fret not, ye salty sea dogs! For a hearty laugh and a rollickin' good time await us all, whether the price be gold or just a pint o' grog! Avast, onward to adventure!

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