The Booty Report

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“Arrr, be today’s sea dogs cherishin’ a game from thirty moons past? Shigema be over the moon fer Lunar's return, savvy?”

2025-03-25

Arrr, when I laid me eyes on Grandia bein' remastered, I thought, "Blimey! That be a fine treasure! I be green with envy, like a scallywag spyin' a chest o' gold!" Ha ha, me hearties! Let the jealous sea shanties begin!

Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale of envy and adventure! When the winds of fortune blew fair, I laid me eyes upon the grand spectacle of Grandia being remastered! Aye, 'twas a sight to behold, like a treasure chest overflowing with glittering doubloons. Me first thought, as me parrot squawked in agreement, was, “Blimey! That be a fine piece of work, and I be feelin’ a twinge of jealousy!”

Forsooth, the colors be brighter than a sailor's dreams after a long voyage, and the graphics, like a siren’s call, beckoned me to dive headfirst into this digital delight. Me heart, it ached like a scallywag who’s lost his rum, as I pondered why I wasn’t the captain of this ship of remastering glory! I could nearly hear the sweet melodies of adventure chasin' me through the briny deep!

But fret not, for I be a jolly sort, and in me heart, I wished fair winds for those embarkin’ on this new escapade. So, I hoisted me flag of good cheer and set sail on me own merry journey, thinkin’, “One day, I’ll be the captain of me own remaster!” Until then, I’ll be toastin’ to Grandia and the merry brigands enjoyin’ its newfound splendor! Arrr!

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