Arrr! Jesse Eisenberg be sayin' playin' that scallywag Lex Luthor sunk his career ship, matey! Har har har!
2024-12-19
Arrr, matey! Eisenberg be the scurvy dog who donned the mantle of the infamous Superman scallywag in that cursed DCEU, now sunk to Davy Jones' locker! A right jolly jest, if ye ask me!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I be havin' a tale from the briny deep of cinema! Aye, it be about a scallywag named Eisenberg, a crafty lad who took on the role of the dastardly villain in the grand saga of Superman, that legendary hero of the skies. But lo and behold! This saga be part of the now sunken ship known as the DCEU, a league of misfit heroes and villains that be sinking faster than a pirate’s treasure chest in a storm!Eisenberg, that connivin’ rascal, donned the mantle of Lex Luthor, a villain so crafty he could swindle a parrot outta its cracker! With his hair all slicked back like a ship’s deck after a fresh scrubbing, he plotted and schemed against our favorite caped crusader. But alas, me hearties, the DCEU be like a cursed treasure map, full of twists and turns that led it to the depths of despair! The critics be laughin’ and the audience be scratchin’ their heads, wonderin’ if they be watchin’ a superhero flick or a jolly good sea shanty gone wrong!
So raise a tankard to Eisenberg, that mischievous imp! He may be part of a sunken treasure, but his portrayal be a tale worth tellin’, if only for a good chuckle and a hearty guffaw! Yarrr!