Arrr, Ethan Hawke be sayin’ to his lass Maya, “Aye, this be madder than a parrot on a rum barrel!”
2025-02-20
Arrr, matey! Maya Hawke be squawkin' that film-makers be plunderin' the seas of social media, pickin' their crew o' actors by the size o' their followin', like countin' doubloons! Aye, 'tis a merry notion indeed, but where be the treasure in talent, eh?
Arrr, gather 'round me hearty crew, for I be havin’ a tale from the land o’ Hollywood, where the silver screens be glimmerin’ like a chest o’ doubloons! Our fair lass, Maya Hawke, she be a clever wench, indeed! She be suggestin’ to them scallywag producers that they oughta cast their films based on the number o’ followers on the cursed social media! Aye, ye heard me right! It be a world where fame be measured not by talent, but by the number o’ landlubbers followin’ ye on the cyber seas!Imagine, if ye will, a motley crew o’ actors, not chosen for their skills in the art o’ thespianism, but for the size o’ their digital fleets! Would a buccaneer with a million followers make a better Captain than a sage thespian with only a handful o’ admirers? Methinks the world be turned upside down, me hearties! We be raisin’ our sails not for talent but for TikTok fame! Arrr, what a jolly jest it be!
So, hoist the colors high and prepare to set sail into the land of likes and shares! For in this here new world, it seems the road to stardom be paved with the number of scallywags clickin’ that follow button! Aye, the high seas of cinema be a strange place indeed!