Arrr! A wee cameo from the prequels met Davy Jones, and the internet be weepin' like a scallywag!
2025-01-27
Arrr, me hearties! Here lies Watto, a scallywag of a critter, may his sails be ever filled with wind in Davy Jones' locker! He'd barter ye for a shiny trinket and still call ye a landlubber! Raise yer tankards high, for Watto be gone to the briny deep! Arrr!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend an ear, fer I bear tidings of a tragic tale—RIP Watto, the most notorious scrap merchant this side o' the seven seas! Aye, that plunderin' rascal with the beady eyes and a penchant fer wheelin' and dealin' in rusty trinkets and odd baubles. Twas a day like any other when the winds of fate blew ill, and our jolly Watto met his match, not in a swordfight, but in the clutches of a most foul and slippery banana peel!Picture it, if ye will: Watto, chasin' after a shiny doubloon, slipped and sailed through the air like a cannonball, plummeting to Davy Jones' locker with a spectacular thud! Alas, the only treasure he ever found was a face full of sand. The crew be mournin' the loss of his wheezy cackle and dubious deals, but let’s be honest, we’re all secretly relieved that we won’t be swindled out of our hard-earned booty anymore!
So hoist the flags and pour a grog in his honor! Raise yer tankards high, me mateys, for Watto may be gone, but his shenanigans shall echo through the ages! Fair winds and following seas, dear Watto! May ye find more treasure in the afterlife than ye ever did in this one! Arrr!