The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! The wolfman be peekin’ out like a scallywag at Halloween Horror Nights, ‘tis a sight to behold!

2024-09-05

“Arrr, behold that scallywag! He’s naught but a sea-dog who’s wrestled with a tempest o’ misfortune! Looks like he’s been tossed by the waves and dined with Davy Jones himself! Aye, life’s been a cruel mistress to this poor knave!”

Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round ye scallywags, fer I be tellin' ye a tale o' a chap who be sportin' a visage that'd scare the barnacles off a ship! Aye, this lad's face be tellin' a tale, fer it looks like he be wrestlin' krakens and losin' the fight! Ye see, he be a right weathered soul, as if the storms o' life be havin' their way with him like a rowdy crew on shore leave.

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