The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! The Exorcist sequel be losin' its captain and 2025 release, after Believer's box office misfortune, matey!

2024-01-12

Avast ye mateys! David Gordon Green be walkin' the plank, no longer at the helm o' The Exorcist: Deceiver. Ye be wonderin' who'll take his place? Only Davy Jones himself knows!

Arr, mateys! Gather round and listen to this tale of news from the far reaches of Hollywood. It be said that David Gordon Green, the scallywag director known for his work on "The Exorcist: Deceiver," be walkin' the plank and abandonin' ship. Aye, ye heard it right, me hearties!

Now, ye might be wonderin' why this news be of any interest to ye, but fear not, for I shall spin ye a yarn worth listenin' to. It be a tale of twists and turns, fit for a crew of adventurous souls like ourselves.

Ye see, this David Gordon Green be known for his prowess in the art of filmmaking, but it seems he be settin' his sights on other treasures. The production of "The Exorcist: Deceiver" be left adrift, with the sails tattered and the crew in disarray.

In his stead, a new director be sought to take the helm and steer this ship back on course. But who shall be brave enough to face the challenges of such a cursed tale? Only time will tell, me hearties.

But fear not, me fellow pirates, for even in times of uncertainty, there be room for a chuckle or two. Let us raise our mugs and toast to the comical nature of this situation! A director abandonin' ship ain't somethin' ye see every day, now is it?

So, let us batten down the hatches and keep our eyes peeled for further news on who be takin' the reins of this cursed vessel. Will they be able to tame the demons that lurk within? We shall see.

Until then, me hearties, keep yer spirits high and yer swords sharp. There be plenty more tales of Hollywood's misadventures awaitin' us on the horizon. Yo-ho-ho!

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