Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis a cruel jest to force me to decide betwixt the Oklahoma DLC and Baldur's Gate 3!
2023-07-21
Avast ye, 'tis I, the lone soul in the vast universe bein' torn betwixt playin' Dungeons & Dragons and traversin' through the treacherous lands of Oklahoma. Arrr, tis a conundrum fit fer a true scallywag, indeed!
Arr, me hearties! 'Tis I, th' lone scallywag in th' vast universe who be findin' meself plagued by th' dilemma o' decidin' betwixt a jolly game o' Dungeons and Dragons or takin' a perilous journey through th' treacherous lands o' Oklahoma!Now, ye might be thinkin' to yerself, "What be so challengin' 'bout such a choice, matey?" Well, let me spin ye a yarn o' me predicament and ye'll soon understand.
Ye see, me fellow swashbucklers, playin' a rollickin' game o' D&D be a fantastical voyage unto its own. 'Tis a world where brave adventurers wield mighty swords, cast powerful spells, 'n embark on epic quests. But alas, it be but a pretend world, confined within th' boundaries o' me imagination. Aye, 'tis a grand escapade, but it lacks th' thrill o' real-life danger.
Now, picture this: navigatin' me vessel through th' vast 'n unforgivin' lands o' Oklahoma. 'Tis a place filled with treacheries such as gusty winds, scorchin' heat, 'n endless plains stretchin' as far as th' eye can see. 'Tis a test o' me navigation skills, endurance, 'n me sanity, ye scurvy dogs!
But fear not, me hearties, for in me quest to find a solution to this maddening conundrum, I've concocted a plan as devious as a pirate's scheme. Why not combine both adventures into one? Aye, ye heard me right! We shall play D&D whilst drivin' through Oklahoma!
Imagine th' possibilities, me mates! 'Tis a chance to partake in an epic adventure whilst witnessin' th' real-life wonders o' th' land. We can roll our dice, battle fearsome monsters, 'n swerve 'round potholes all at once. 'Twill be a tale whispered amongst pirates for generations to come!
So, me hearties, next time ye find yerself torn betwixt two unlikely choices, remember that a true pirate be capable o' bendin' reality to suit his whims. Set sail on a fantastical journey through Oklahoma, D&D style!