The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! Baldur's Gate be a treasure, but Josh be too landlocked t’ craft Pillars of Eternity 3, savvy?

2024-08-12

Arrr, matey! I be feelin’ as lost as a landlubber in a stormy sea when it comes to readin’ the hearts of that scallywag crew! Aye, me senses be duller than a barnacle-covered cutlass!

Arrr, matey! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale of a scallywag who found himself adrift in a sea of confusion. Our hero, with a heart as big as a whale, be lamentin' his plight, sayin', "I feel like I don't have the pulse of that audience!" Aye, it be a mighty strange feelin', like bein' lost in a foggy cove with no compass in hand.

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