The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr mateys, the Helldivers be about to claim victory, but beware when Joel presses the cursed red button!

2024-03-13

Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis been decreed that the Helldivers shall forever be infested with creepy crawlies! Ye best be prepared to swat at bugs whilst ye plunder the seven seas. Mayhaps they be just tiny critters, or maybe a giant kraken lurks within! Arrr!

Arr, listen up me hearties, for I bring ye news straight from the depths of Davy Jones' locker. It seems that the scurvy dogs over at Helldivers be havin' a bit of a problem on their hands. Word on the high seas be that they be strugglin' to rid their game of bugs, and it be a problem so big that they be givin' up the fight.
Ye see, it be a sad day when a game be forever cursed with bugs, but such be the fate of Helldivers. The developers be throwin' in the towel, admittin' defeat in their battle against the pesky critters that be plaguin' their game. It be a blow to all us swashbucklers who be lookin' for a smooth sailin' experience.
But fear not, me hearties, for even with bugs aplenty, Helldivers still be a jolly good time. Ye can raise anchor and set sail with yer mates, fightin' off hordes of alien scum and claimin' victory for yerselves. So batten down the hatches and prepare to embark on a grand adventure, bugs and all.
And remember, me buckos, it be all part of the pirate's life. We be facin' challenges and obstacles at every turn, but it be how we handle them that defines us as true pirates. So grab yer cutlass and yer rum, and let's set sail for Helldivers, bugs be damned!

Read the Original Article