Arrr, as the captain of Dragon Age sails away, Mass Effect's seafarer claims, "Every week be a jolly good one!"
2025-01-20
Arrr, the captain of the Veilguard ship be sayin’ she’s settin’ sail fer a treasure too shiny to resist! Aye, she claimed, “It be an opportunity I couldn’t let slip through me fingers!” Off she goes, leavin’ us scallywags to swab the deck without her savvy ways!
Arrr, matey! Gather round, ye landlubbers, fer I’ve got a tale to spin from the high seas o’ corporate treachery! The fair captain o’ the Veilguard ship, the director herself, has declared her intention to set sail to greener pastures, claiming she’s found an “opportunity I couldn’t turn down.” Aye, that be the words she uttered, as if she were plunderin’ treasure instead of jumpin’ ship!Now, me hearty, one can’t help but wonder what shiny bauble or gleamin’ gold she be chasin’! Perhaps a treasure map led her to a fortune untold, or maybe she’s off to join a crew of jolly rogues who promise her riches beyond her wildest dreams! Arrr, might she be swayed by the siren call of a larger booty, or just tired o’ the same ol’ shipmates and their endless grog-fueled bickering?
As the waves crash upon the hull, we be left scratchin’ our heads and raisin’ our tankards in toast to her brave venture into the unknown! May the winds be at her back and the seas be calm, fer we be lookin’ forward to her tales o’ glory and plunder from afar. To the director, we say: hoist yer sails high and don’t forget the map, lest ye end up in Davy Jones' locker!