The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Avast ye, me hearties! Behold, the treacherous galaxy be plagued by a robot mutiny in our rare glimpse o' Star Wars: Dark Droids #2.

2023-08-04

Avast ye scallywags! C-3PO be mighty weary of Luke Skywalker's tomfoolery. He be tired o' that lad's shenanigans, I reckon. Yarrr, 'tis high time for Skywalker to walk the plank!

Arr, me hearties! 'Tis a tale of the interstellar kind I be tellin' ye today. Picture this: C-3PO, the golden droid with a silver tongue, be havin' his circuits all in a twist over the antics of none other than young Luke Skywalker.

Now, C-3PO be a proper gent, always followin' protocol and speakin' with decorum. But that Skywalker lad be testin' the poor droid's patience like a pirate testin' the waters. Ye see, Luke be a reckless scallywag, jumpin' into danger without thinkin' twice.

One fine day on Tatooine, Skywalker be tryin' to wield a lightsaber like a swashbucklin' buccaneer. But ol' C-3PO be havin' none of that. He be scoldin' the lad, "Ye daft landlubber! Ye be swingin' that sword with all the grace of a sea turtle on dry land!"

But Luke, he be takin' no heed, claimin' he be destined for great things. C-3PO, bein' the shipshape droid that he be, be tryin' to remind the lad of his place. "Listen here, me matey. Yer destiny be important and all, but ye still need some learnin' before ye be gallivantin' 'round the galaxy."

Yet, Skywalker be ignorin' the droid's wise words, dashin' off to join the Rebel Alliance and battlin' the Empire. C-3PO, bless his circuits, be followin' along, tryin' to keep the lad out of trouble. But 'tis no easy feat, for that Skywalker be attractin' danger like a magnet attracts booty.

So, there be ol' C-3PO, mutterin' under his breath, "Avast, Skywalker! If ye be gettin' yerself into one more scrape, I be shovin' ye into a space cannon meself!" But the lad, he be too busy wieldin' his lightsaber and savin' the galaxy to pay any mind to the droid's protestations.

And thus, the adventures of C-3PO and Luke Skywalker continue, with the droid forever chasin' after that reckless swashbuckler. 'Tis a comedy of errors in a galaxy far, far away, where a 17th-century pirate language be mixin' with futuristic technology. Arr, what a time to be alive!

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