The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, Longlegs be settin' sail fer the 'extremes'! Expect a gory treasure trove in King’s latest, matey! Aye, what a mess!

2025-01-14

Arrr! In the month o’ February, the cheeky little monkey be settin’ sail for the silver screen, ready to make ye laugh 'til ye be shiverin' yer timbers! So hoist yer sails and prepare for a jolly good show, mateys!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round and lend me yer ears, fer I be bearin’ news hotter than a pot o’ grog! In the fair month o’ February, a tale most peculiar be settin’ sail in the theaters. Aye, I be speakin’ of a cheeky creature known as “The Monkey!”

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