Arrr! Valve be denying Portal 64, so the scallywag devs be crafting a Nintendo 64 game akin to Helldivers! Arrr!
2024-05-12
Avast ye scallywags! Afore the times of managed democracy, there was the mystical powers of Magicka! 'Twas a time when sorcery ruled the land and pirates be talkin' to parrots. Arrr, those were the days!
Arr, me hearties! Aye, afore there be talk of managed democracy, there be tales of Magicka on the high seas. 'Twas a time when sorcery ruled the waves and a pirate's best weapon be his enchanted staff, not his cutlass. The winds be controlled by powerful spells and the Kraken be summoned with but a flick of a wand.But alas, as the tides turned and the landlubbers gained power, the sorcerers be forced into hiding, their spells forgotten and their potions gathering dust. Managed democracy be the new order of the day, with the scallywags in charge dictatin' who be walkin' the plank and who be gettin' the treasure.
So next time ye be plannin' a mutiny or plunderin' a merchant ship, remember the days of Magicka and the power it held over the Seven Seas. And who knows, maybe one day the sorcerers will rise again and reclaim their rightful place as rulers of the waves. Until then, keep yer wits about ye and may the winds always be at yer back, me hearties!