The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! A scallywag YouTuber be guzzlin’ potions and zappin’ hisself while playin' the most dreadful sequel! I’m hooked!

2025-01-24

Arrr, ye scallywags! Ye’ve ne’er laid yer eyes upon the likes of Mr. Wigglesworth's challenge runs! They be as wild as a three-legged sea monkey in a barroom brawl! Join the fray, or be walkin' the plank, ye lily-livered landlubbers!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to the tall tale of Mr. Wigglesworth, the scallywag known far and wide for his legendary challenge runs! Yarr, ye may think ye’ve braved the stormy seas and faced the fiercest beasts the briny deep has to offer, but ye’ve naught seen challenge runs like his, I tell ye!

This knave, with more flair than a parrot on a treasure map, doth strut upon the gaming deck, tossin’ aside common sense like it be a sack o’ rotten fish! With a cackle that could scare the barnacles off a ship, he be takin’ on challenges that make the Kraken look like a mere goldfish, I swear it! From speedruns that’ll leave yer head spinnin’ faster than a whirlpool, to challenges so ridiculous even Davy Jones'd be laughin’ in his locker!

Whether it be battlin’ a dozen foes whilst blindfolded or playin’ with a belly full o’ rum, Mr. Wigglesworth be the captain of crazy, sailin’ the seas of absurdity! So, hoist the sails, me mateys, and prepare yer jibs, for ye’ve never laid yer eyes on such a spectacle! Join the crew, for a journey with Wigglesworth be worth more than a chest o’ gold doubloons!

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