The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr, a new sailin' clip fer Netflix's Terminator tale be makin' old horrors rise from Davy Jones's locker!"

2024-07-31

Arrr, matey! The fateful day be nigh, when the sea will judge us scallywags! We best be ready to face Davy Jones' locker or dance with the mermaids! Hoist the sails and brace yerselves for the reckoning, or ye might find yerself marooned on a deserted isle!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer the winds of fate be blowin’ strong, and it be a right peculiar day! Yonder clouds be gatherin’, dark as a bilge rat’s heart, shoutin’ “Judgment Day be upon us!” Aye, ye heard me right, mateys! The day when Davy Jones himself be takin’ names and collectin’ debts like a drunken sailor at a tavern!

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