Arrr, matey! Nintendo be jacking up Switch 2 doubloons ‘cause they reckon ye scallywags will cough it up!
2025-04-03
Arrr, matey! What bounty be in our treasure chest? Can we part with a few doubloons, or be we lookin’ to sail the seas on naught but a seaweed sandwich? Speak up, lest we end up with barnacles for dinner!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round, fer I be spinnin' ye a yarn 'bout the cursed question of coin – “How much can we afford?” Aye, it be a riddle fit fer the likes of Davy Jones himself! When ye be sailin’ the high seas, ye oft find yerself with naught but a handful o’ doubloons and a parrot squawkin’ fer more grub!