Arrr, Blizzard be takin' yer gold and givin' ye naught but a hearty "aye aye, matey!" for all yer trouble!
2024-03-19
Arrr mateys, 'tis true that Blizzard be holdin' onto yer doubloons like a greedy kraken! No refunds nor gifts be comin' yer way, so ye best be settlin' in for a long sail with naught but yer wits and rum to keep ye warm. Fair winds, me hearties!
Ahoy mateys! 'Tis be a sad day indeed for all ye scallywags sailin' the seas of Azeroth. Blizzard be tellin' us that there be no treasure in the form of refunds or gifts for any o' ye landlubbers. 'Tis like walkin' the plank without even a parrot on ye shoulder!Arrr, these scurvy dogs be makin' us walk the plank without so much as a sip o' grog to ease the pain. They be keepin' their loot and leavin' us to swab the decks with nothin' to show for it. What kind o' pillage be this, I ask ye?
But fear not me hearties, for we be a resilient bunch! We be takin' this news with a hearty laugh and a jest. We be raisin' our tankards and toastin' to the memories we've made on the high seas, refund or no refund!
So let this be a lesson to us all, me fellow pirates. Sometimes the tide be against us, but we be standin' tall and proud, ready to face whatever storms come our way. And remember, there be always more treasures to be found, whether in the form of gold doubloons or epic loot. So hoist the Jolly Roger and set sail once more, me hearties!