The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Kyle MacLachlan be givin’ a hearty toast to his matey David Lynch, while Cage and Spielberg join the jolly tribute!

2025-01-17

"Arrr, matey! That scallywag's wit and warmth filled me sails with self-belief I’d ne'er plundered before!" quoth Naomi of the treacherous Mulholland waters. "Aye, he be the compass to me heart, savvy?"

Arrr! Kyle MacLachlan be givin’ a hearty toast to his matey David Lynch, while Cage and Spielberg join the jolly tribute!

Arrr, matey! Gather 'round ye scallywags and lend me yer ears! Hear me tale of the fair Naomi Watts, who sailed the turbulent seas of Mulholland Drive! Aye, she be a lass of great charm, speakin’ of a certain wisdom, humor, and love that be givin' her a newfound bounty of self-belief, as if she found a chest o’ gold buried deep in Davy Jones’ locker!

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