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Arrr! The captain o' Helldivers 2 be sayin’ that salute be makin' the flag fly faster 'cause the crew did it anyway!

2025-01-07

Arrr, I’ve ne’er doubted it be true, for I be a hearty patriot, me matey! With a flag in me heart and a tankard o’ grog in me hand, I sail the seas o’ loyalty, believing in the grand tales o’ our fair nation! Avast!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale that be as true as the wind blowin' through the sails! Aye, I be a true patriot, swabbin' the deck o' loyalty with a mop made o’ freedom! I always believed in the grand ol' notions of our fair land, like treasure buried deep under the X marks the spot!

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