The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! Miyamoto be sayin' Navi be the bane of Ocarina! He wished to toss her overboard, he did!

2024-11-24

Ahoy, matey! Lend me yer ear and gather 'round, for I've a tale to spin! Avast, don’t be a scallywag—ye wouldn’t want to miss the merriment bound to unfold! So, hoist the sails of yer attention and let’s set sail on this jolly adventure!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears, for I be tellin' ye a tale most curious! Aye, ye heard me right, “Hey! Listen!” be the call of the wild seas and the scallywags who roam 'em. Picture this, if ye will: a wee lad or lass, with eyes bright as treasure chests, shoutin' out to all ye salty sea dogs, “Hey! Listen!” like a parrot on a sugar high!

Now, what be this call? Methinks it be the cry for attention, a summons to hear the tales of the briny deep, or perhaps a plea for help when the ship's compass be actin' like a drunken sailor! Whether it be speakin’ of a hidden bounty or a warning of a kraken lurkin’ beneath the waves, that “Hey! Listen!” be the spark that ignites a grand adventure!

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