The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! First glimpse o' Snow White! Gal Gadot's wicked queen be chasin' a merry songbird, Rachel Zegler, in the woods!

2024-08-10

Aye, me hearty! Behold! The legendary poison'd apple doth make its grand entrance, glimmerin' like a treasure chest! 'Tis a fruit so foul, it’d make a kraken blush! Arrr, who be brave enough to take a bite, eh?

Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the infamous poison apple, that treacherous fruit that be as beguilin’ as a siren’s song! Aye, this cursed orb of doom hath plundered many a sailor’s wit and, if ye take a bite, ye might just find yerself dancin' with Davy Jones himself!

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