The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arr, mateys! Beware the treacherous Diablo 4! Its grandest Platinum booty may not always be gold for yer purse, arr!

2023-08-29

Arr, me reckonin' be tellin' me that the numbers be a wee bit skewered on this matter, matey!

Arrr, me mateys! Gather round, for I be tellin' ye a tale of numbers and calculations, but be warned, the math in this be a bit questionable, so take it with a grain o' salt!

Now, imagine ye be on a grand pirate ship sailin' the treacherous seas, searchin' for plunder and adventure. One fine day, ye be countin' yer doubloons and tryin' to figure out how much booty ye be havin'. But let me tell ya, the math might be slightly off on this one.

Ye start countin' yer shiny gold coins, one by one, but soon ye get distracted by the sight of a mermaid swimmin' alongside the ship. Arrr, she be distractin' for sure, and ye lose count faster than a parrot can squawk "pieces of eight!"

But fear not, me hearties, for there be a way to estimate the loot. Ye take a wild guess, multiply the number of doubloons ye think ye have by the number of barrels of rum ye drank last night, and divide it by the number of times ye tripped over yer own peg leg. Aye, the result might not be accurate, but it be a pirate's way of countin'!

Now, let me tell ye, this method be as reliable as a pirate's promise. The numbers might be as tangled as a ship's riggin', but that be part of the fun, me lads and lasses. Who needs precise calculations when ye can have a bit o' adventure and laughter along the way?

So, me hearties, the math might be slightly off in our pirate tongue, but when it comes to countin' yer precious doubloons, remember to embrace the spirit of the sea and enjoy the journey. And if ye still be wonderin' how much treasure ye truly have, just trust yer pirate instincts and shout, "Yo ho ho, and a bottle o' rum!"

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