The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Avast ye mateys! Thar be good news fer all ye scurvy dogs yearnin' fer Starfield DLSS support. A modder be fixin' it up, but aye, there be a twist!

2023-08-21

Avast ye, matey! If ye be yearnin' fer it, ye better be prepared to part with some doubloons from yer treasure chest, savvy?

Arrr, me hearties! If ye be wantin' it, ye best be openin' up yer wallet, I tell ye! 'Tis the way of the pirate world, where treasures be havin' a price, and nothin' comes for free. Aye, the language of a 17th century pirate may be a bit foreign to some landlubbers, but fear not, for I be here to translate it into a tale o' humor and mischief!

Picture yerself sailin' the high seas, seekin' riches and adventure. 'Tis a fine day when ye come across a treasure ye be longin' for, but alas, it be not free for the takin'. Nay, me matey, ye must part with yer precious doubloons if ye be wantin' to claim what ye desire.

Think of it as a visit to a lively market, where the merchants be chantin' their prices and hagglin' be the name of the game. Ye wouldn't expect to walk away with a fine piece o' jewelry without payin' the gold, would ye? Just the same, if ye want that shiny trinket or the latest gadget, ye'll have to open up yer wallet and let the coins flow like the ocean waves.

Now, don't be thinkin' that this be a sad tale, me hearties. In fact, it be a grand adventure! For what joy be there in obtainin' somethin' without workin' for it, without earnin' it through the sweat of yer brow and the jingle of yer coins? Aye, the satisfaction be sweeter when ye know ye've paid the price for yer desires.

So, me fellow pirates, if ye be wantin' it, ye better be prepared to part with yer loot. 'Tis the way of the world, whether ye be a pirate or a landlubber. But fear not, for as ye open up yer wallet, ye also open up a world o' possibilities and treasures beyond yer wildest dreams. So set sail, me hearties, and embrace the adventure that awaits ye!

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