The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! New Alien: Earth be showin’ fresh crew and the cutest beastie, but if a Xenomorph nibbles it, I’ll be madder than a scurvy dog!

2025-03-06

Arrr, matey! This eerie new glimpse be all seen through the squintin’ eyes of the feline fiend! Aye, it’s a meow-some view, if ye be brave enough! Har har!

Avast, ye landlubbers! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale most peculiar, a teaser so eerie it sends shivers down a pirate’s spine! Aye, it be comin’ from none other than the feline critter’s own perspective! Picture it: a cat, that sly beast, prowlin’ through the shadows, its eyes gleamin’ like treasure in the moonlight!

The teaser be dubbed "creepy," as it leaves even the stoutest pirate clutchin’ their cutlass in fright! Aye, this ain’t no ordinary yarn; it be a feline’s adventure, filled with stealth and mischief. With each purr and swish of the tail, the little rascal be leadin’ us into the depths of its mysterious domain, where ghostly whispers and hidden secrets lie waitin’ to be uncovered!

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