Avast ye! I faced the scariest seas in me gaming years: playin' "Baby Steps" 'fore the great Bennett Foddy! Arrr!
2025-03-28
Arrr, me hearties! "Baby Steps," birthed by the scallywags Bennett Foddy and his Ape Out mates, be a jolly good romp! Aye, it be a peculiar adventure where ye prance 'n stumble like a tipsy sailor on the plank! Grab yer grog and laugh ye sails off!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a curious contraption known as "Baby Steps," conjured up by the clever scallywags at Bennett Foddy's crew and them rascally knaves from Ape Out! Aye, this be no ordinary adventure, but a jolly romp through the tempestuous seas of absurdity.Now, picture this: ye be a wee babe, totterin' on the brink of calamity with every wobbly step ye take. The game's a mishmash of hilarity and frustration, as ye navigate treacherous terrains whilst yer knees tremble like a ship caught in a storm. It be like tryin' to walk a plank whilst blindfolded, I tell ye!
With every misstep, ye might find yerself plummeting into the abyss, yet what a sight it be! The graphics be as vibrant as a parrot's plumage, and the sounds be more raucous than a crew of drunken sailors singin' shanties at the tavern. The aim be simple: take baby steps, but beware, ye swabs, for the path is fraught with peril and absurdity!
So, hoist the anchor and ready the sails, for "Baby Steps" shall take ye on a rollickin' adventure that be both ridiculous and delightful. Aye, ye'll laugh, ye'll cry, and ye might even toss yer grog in the air in sheer mirth! Arrr!