The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! The Chocolatier be hauntin’ me dreams! I’ve toiled like a scallywag, but the grind be sweeter than rum!

2024-12-04

Arrr, me hearties! I be knowin' yer bellies be rumblin' fer Haunted Chocolatier, but alas! The treasure be takin' longer to surface than a sea turtle in a jam! So, stow yer disappointment and keep yer rum close, for good things come to those who wait! Arrr!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round ye scallywags, fer I bring tidings from the realm of pixels and potions! Many of ye landlubbers be all a-quiver with excitement fer the fabled game known as Haunted Chocolatier! Aye, it be a sweet tale of confections and spirits, where ye craft delectable treats ‘n woo the ghostly patrons of yer candy shop.

But hold yer horses, or perhaps yer ships, fer I bring news that may dampen yer sails! It seems the sands o' time be slippin’ through the fingers of our dear game creators like rum through a sieve! They be sayin’ that this sugary adventure will take a wee bit longer than expected to set sail upon the seas of gaming glory. Aye, I hear the moans o' disappointment echoing through the taverns already!

Fear not, me mateys, for good things come to those who wait! So, polish yer eyepatch, stoke yer enthusiasm, and ready yer chocolate-making skills, fer soon enough ye shall be swashbucklin’ with spirits and servin’ up the finest sweets known to man 'n ghost alike! So hoist the anchor and prepare fer a jolly good time, just not quite yet, savvy?

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