The Booty Report

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Arrr, Henry Cavill be so dedicated to his caped antics, he done made himself bilious like a scallywag!

2024-08-09

Arrr, me hearties! If the mighty Wolverine be settin’ sail, he’d be puffin’ his chest with pride, for I be as fierce as a kraken on a rum-fueled spree! Aye, he'd tip his tricorn and say, “That scallywag be worthy of me crew!” Har har!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale that would make even the fiercest of sea dogs, like that Wolverine scallywag, beam with pride! Aye, 'tis a yarn of bravery and brawn, fit for the likes of a pirate captain!

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